i don’t want you, i want your netflix password
When I was 12, revealed to my mommy that I don’t believe in God. She looked at me wild-eyed and screamed, “So when you’re laying there dying on the hospital bed, who is going to save you?? SCIENTISTS?!”
And I said, “Yes, mommy, they’re called Doctors.”
reminded me of
*pretends to understand the movie reference you just made*
tumblr literally defies all things i’ve been taught:
- don’t talk to strangers
- don’t make friends online
- don’t do anything stupid
I’m still torn on whether this is the greatest thing I’ve ever done or the stupidest.
may the wings of your eyeliner always be even.